Next Week: TCGS Episode 29 - DOMINATION
Hello to all of the weirdos and societal castoffs reading this! Thank you for supporting The Chris Gethard Show as much as you have. We’re grateful to anyone watching the show, and feel like this is gonna be a big year for us. After all, we just kicked things off with our RUIN THIS SHOW episode, and man did you guys ruin that show. The callers, the studio audience members, the Twitter horde – you guys really did RUIN that. There were stretches of that episode that were truly painful for me, that’s how good a job you did ruining it. And did you guys SEE the Cocoon Central Dance Team? Amazing, right?
On 1/11, we’re following that madness up with a show I’m very excited about – simply put, it’s all about DOMINATION.
Any viewer of our show is at this point familiar with one of my favorite people – Murf, aka The Reservoir Dog. This mustachioed gentleman can only be referred to as a Man About Town. I first met Murf last year and immediately liked him; I sensed that he was a kindred spirit, and kind of a wild man. These assumptions have proven true.
Now, as a man about town, Murf knows many people. One of the people he knows is a dominatrix, who has agreed to come on our show. Simply put, she will be my master. I will be her slave. On 1/11, I will not be allowed to participate at all in the show unless she gives me permission. And if I get out of line, she will punish me, like only a dominatrix can. I will have to ask her permission to take calls, cue up videos, all of it. Should be interesting.
I’ve never utilized the services of a dominatrix before. I do not know how this is going to go. I often put myself in situations on the Chris Gethard Show where I feel shame, but it’s never been dished out by someone who is a PROFESSIONAL IN THE FIELD.
On top of all that, our panelists will be given the opportunity to air their grievances with me. Our dominatrix pal will mete out proper punishments towards me. Will Random Andrew blame me for how he was treated during his early days on the show? Will Shannon be mad that I always criticize her Alyssa calls? Will Bethany tell her about all the horrible stunts I’ve made Bethany participate in? I don’t know. I don’t know what the panelists will bring up. All I know is I will get punished for it.
And we want to hear from you! Anyone who has problems with me should call in and let it be known. On top of that, we want to hear about situations where you’ve felt dominant or dominated, situations where you’ve felt like someone else was in total control of you, pretty much anything the show conjures up, we want you to know that our phone lines are a forum for you to call up and talk. 212-757-1393 – Don’t forget!
On top of all that, we are welcoming the musical stylings of THE BUCKWHEAT GROATS. The Buckwheat Groats are talented, they are hilarious, they put out music you can straight up dance to. I am indescribably excited to welcome them to our show.
This is going to be one for the record books. If you are in the NYC area and want to be in our studio audience, email zerolaughs@gmail.com – seeya there!

