May
13

Word on the street is, you kids don’t think we can top Zach Galifianakis giving strangers haircuts. We’ll give it to you, that was a pretty damn good episode.  But how about Amy Poehler predicting your future this week? We know what your future holds. This week, the TCGS gang is very happy to predict your future for you. When the show goes live on Wednesday, call us up at 212-757-1393. Tell us some facts about your past. Tell us some perceptions about your present. We will take that information, discuss it, and predict your future. I promise that we will be right 100% of the time. History will prove us correct. MORE INFO IMPORTANT NOTE: This show is already sold out. Please do not e-mail for tickets, and please do not show up to our studio without a reservation - we will be forced to turn you away. Fire codes!

Word on the street is, you kids don’t think we can top Zach Galifianakis giving strangers haircuts. We’ll give it to you, that was a pretty damn good episode. 

But how about Amy Poehler predicting your future this week?

We know what your future holds.

This week, the TCGS gang is very happy to predict your future for you. When the show goes live on Wednesday, call us up at 212-757-1393. Tell us some facts about your past. Tell us some perceptions about your present. We will take that information, discuss it, and predict your future.

I promise that we will be right 100% of the time. History will prove us correct.

MORE INFO

IMPORTANT NOTE: This show is already sold out. Please do not e-mail for tickets, and please do not show up to our studio without a reservation - we will be forced to turn you away. Fire codes!

May
06

This Week On TCGS:  Zach Galifianakis. 59th Street. LIVE HAIRCUTS. So many things to be excited about this week. We’re finally back home at our 59th Street Studio after a our weird little Harlem ‘season’, we’ve got special guest Zach Galifianakis joining us, and we’re giving live haircuts on the air. This week, we will be doing a service to the public and HANDING OUT FREE HAIRCUTS. Keep in mind, no one on the air has any knowledge of how to give haircuts and you can’t get mad at us if we give you a really bad haircut. To participate, email zerolaughs@gmail.com with the subject I WANT A HAIRCUT. Tell us if you’re a guy or a lady, and whether or not you’re able to be at our studio from 10:30 PM to midnight. You will receive your haircut live on the air. I’m not sure how many people we’ll be accepting into this very exciting haircut charity program, so first come first served! If you are watching the show, you can call us up to give us suggestions on who should get what hair style. More info here! Make sure to spread the word. This is going to be a crazy one, and we want all of you with us!

This Week On TCGS: 

Zach Galifianakis. 59th Street. LIVE HAIRCUTS.

So many things to be excited about this week. We’re finally back home at our 59th Street Studio after a our weird little Harlem ‘season’, we’ve got special guest Zach Galifianakis joining us, and we’re giving live haircuts on the air.

This week, we will be doing a service to the public and HANDING OUT FREE HAIRCUTS. Keep in mind, no one on the air has any knowledge of how to give haircuts and you can’t get mad at us if we give you a really bad haircut. To participate, email zerolaughs@gmail.com with the subject I WANT A HAIRCUT. Tell us if you’re a guy or a lady, and whether or not you’re able to be at our studio from 10:30 PM to midnight. You will receive your haircut live on the air. I’m not sure how many people we’ll be accepting into this very exciting haircut charity program, so first come first served! If you are watching the show, you can call us up to give us suggestions on who should get what hair style.

More info here!

Make sure to spread the word. This is going to be a crazy one, and we want all of you with us!

Apr
29

This Week on TCGS: Real Late Night Characters

They say we’re not a real late night show.

I get it. On real late night shows, the hosts wear suits. On real late night shows, there aren’t a gang of surly weirdos sitting around like it’s their own basement. Real late night shows don’t curse or take phone calls.

And they also, all of them, have a range of conventional bits that have stood the test of late night time.

This week, we’re going to dip our toe into some of those more conventional late night show bits. You know the ones – ones that Carson did, that Letterman has his version of, that Leno has his version of, right down through the generations until today.

Tune in, call in, let us know which of our conventional late night bits you think fit best on our very unconventional show. 212-966-1413. If you want to be in the audience, hit us up at zerolaughs@gmail.com – it’s gonna be a fun one to see live!

The last time we jumped into the world of “legitimate” late night television, we had a lot of fun. Let’s see what happens this time!

Apr
24

Tonight! 11pm EST! What’s in Hot Dog’s Mouth!?

Andrew “Hot Dog” Parrish is one of our audience coordinators, and incidentally one of TCGS’s weirdest personalities. Tonight, we’re putting something in his mouth.

You, the viewer, call in at 212-996-1413 and ask a single “Yes” or “No” question. You may then guess what is in Hot Dog’s mouth. Get it right? You win whatever is in his mouth.

Easy, right?

We’ve also got CYMBALS EAT GUITARS bringing the music in what will be a guaranteed crazypants bananatown night.

Live | 11pm EST | TheChrisGethardShow.com

Apr
17

Really excited for tonight’s episode. 

At 11pm EST, The Chris Gethard Show is getting real. Call us up at 212-996-1413 and talk about anything you want - as long as it’s the genuine article. Things are probably going to get dark and depressing, but hopefully a little fun and hopeful too. 

We’ve also got Real Estate on the show tonight, and a new video from Bananaman!

11pm EST | The Chris Gethard Show | Live

Apr
15

This Week on TCGS: We’re Getting Real

We’ve had fun in recent weeks with Beyonce themed episodes, insane games of Twister, and fictional characters getting murdered on the air, but it’s been a little too long since we’ve had one of our trademark TCGS way too real way too fast, sort of emo sort of fun, everyone else gets uncomfortable while I, Chris, find myself weirdly overjoyed with the discomfort episodes. In the grand tradition of Angels and Demons, Loser is the New Nerd, and GENUINE SADNESS, this week we challenge everyone – LET’S GET REAL.

Calls this week can be about anything, as long as they’re honest. You can let us know what you had for breakfast. You can let us know about the girl you’re currently scared to ask out. You can tell us about your badass victories at work. You can tell us about your grim inner thoughts that you are scared to show the world. We don’t care. JUST MAKE IT REAL.

I would also ask that you all use this time to throw your support behind an potential future episode called “Watermelon Boarding.” 

Apr
10

Mar
27

Our inbox at any given time is flooded with kids asking about how they can get involved with The Chris Gethard Show… but this Dougie From Connecticut kid has taken it too far. He’s kidnapped a large number of fictional TCGS characters, and plans on killing one of them by the end of tonight’s episode to make room for himself.

We’re concerned that Dougie is still at large - and that more fictional characters have gone missing since last night. Added to the list of assumed hostages is:

Dan Black: The Guy Who Hates The Chris Gethard Show

Hiro Coquayne, President of MNN

A Big Cat Who Loves Monopoly

and Vacation Jason.

This is an incredibly dangerous situation that must not be taken lightly. Watch tonight at 11pm EST at TheChrisGethardShow.com, and call 212-996-1413 to save or condem your favorite characters.

Source thechrisgethardshow.com

Mar
25

This week on TCGS: Someone. Will. Die. Do you guys remember that dude Dougie from Connecticut? He’s called the show a few times. He has a lot of social anxiety, walks around the block before he can get up the nerve to enter the studio, and sort of nervously lingers around when he does. Well, it turns out that Dougie from Connecticut is a psychopath and a murderer. Earlier this week I got a late night phone call from a number I didn’t know, and the voice mail left by that call was a screaming and crying Dougie from Connecticut. He told me that only I understand him. He told me that there is a void in his life that is filled only by The Chris Gethard Show. He told me he doesn’t understand why he can’t be both my personal best friend as well as a featured cast member of TCGS. Then he said he’s going to make more room in the TCGS universe for himself. Apparently, Dougie from Connecticut has kidnapped a large number of the fictional characters who inhabit the world of our show. And he’s bringing them all to MNN Studios on Wednesday and by the end of the episode one of them will be murdered live on the air so that he can take their screen time. Wednesday night.

This week on TCGS: Someone. Will. Die.

Do you guys remember that dude Dougie from Connecticut? He’s called the show a few times. He has a lot of social anxiety, walks around the block before he can get up the nerve to enter the studio, and sort of nervously lingers around when he does.

Well, it turns out that Dougie from Connecticut is a psychopath and a murderer.

Earlier this week I got a late night phone call from a number I didn’t know, and the voice mail left by that call was a screaming and crying Dougie from Connecticut. He told me that only I understand him. He told me that there is a void in his life that is filled only by The Chris Gethard Show. He told me he doesn’t understand why he can’t be both my personal best friend as well as a featured cast member of TCGS.

Then he said he’s going to make more room in the TCGS universe for himself.

Apparently, Dougie from Connecticut has kidnapped a large number of the fictional characters who inhabit the world of our show. And he’s bringing them all to MNN Studios on Wednesday and by the end of the episode one of them will be murdered live on the air so that he can take their screen time.

Wednesday night.

Mar
18

This Week on TCGS! FIRST TIMES with SNL’S AIDY BRYANT and MUSICAL GUEST ALEISTER X! all of our panelists will be asked to do something they’ve never done for the first time ever this week, live on the air. What’s something I’ve avoided in my 32 years of life? It’s time to go straight at it – three decades of living with some type of experience will crumble as I have that experience live on the public access airwaves. All of our panelists will have a similar revelation as they commit to something they’ve never done before! On top of ALL THAT – we want ONLY FIRST TIME CALLERS this week! We love our regular callers and are proud and protective of the regular gang that’s become such a part of the show, but for this week we want to commit to the theme and make it all about people having a first time experience by calling our show for the first time. We’ll be at 212-996-1413 and we hope to hear from you! Let us know about a first time experience of your own – from losing your virginity, to the first time you drove a car, to whatever strikes your fancy, if you’ve never called our show before, we want this to be your week! I’m astounded by how many people I meet who tell me they watch the show and have thought about calling and never have – make this week the one where you go for it! Aidy Bryant, Aleister X, and a whole bunch of first attempts on public access TV? Should be a good one.

This Week on TCGS! FIRST TIMES with SNL’S AIDY BRYANT and MUSICAL GUEST ALEISTER X!

all of our panelists will be asked to do something they’ve never done for the first time ever this week, live on the air. What’s something I’ve avoided in my 32 years of life? It’s time to go straight at it – three decades of living with some type of experience will crumble as I have that experience live on the public access airwaves. All of our panelists will have a similar revelation as they commit to something they’ve never done before!

On top of ALL THAT – we want ONLY FIRST TIME CALLERS this week! We love our regular callers and are proud and protective of the regular gang that’s become such a part of the show, but for this week we want to commit to the theme and make it all about people having a first time experience by calling our show for the first time. We’ll be at 212-996-1413 and we hope to hear from you! Let us know about a first time experience of your own – from losing your virginity, to the first time you drove a car, to whatever strikes your fancy, if you’ve never called our show before, we want this to be your week! I’m astounded by how many people I meet who tell me they watch the show and have thought about calling and never have – make this week the one where you go for it!

Aidy Bryant, Aleister X, and a whole bunch of first attempts on public access TV? Should be a good one.

Source thechrisgethardshow.com